Lockdown, Day 25
Dear diary (I’ll call you Wilson), I removed bread from lunch days ago to save it for dinner. That means only one thing: I can’t mop up the sauce anymore! This condition is awakening my animal instincts. I started licking the plate. I finally understand the joy of a puppy. 5 more days and I’ll probably throw away the forks. Now excuse me Wilson, I have to bark at the TV.